her voice lulls me to sleep.

what was new you knew then

She told me "forget and allow."

Accidentally became an advocate for euthanasia.

sleeping with wolves in Los Angeles

The next bite tasted like Sally.

I've only fallen a couple times.

Placing the sundial in the shade.

ho ho honey for the homeless

Frodo and Sam: The Original Bromance.

aaaand I haven't been eating healthy...

Once every yoctosecond, irrelevance is redefined.

"It's only gonna be two labels."

I just finished my one-page novel.

We: nature, or apart from nature?

funny thing, spaghetti in your hair

Everyone is corrupt at the top.

She ask, "Do you like money?"

The Thief didn't believe in apostrophes.

Cupid was in the strip club.